Recent Tweets @Rachel_Emily

edwardshallow:

megalord:

edwardshallow:

my lovely girlfriend has launched her etsy store, the Unicorn Outhouse where she sells trinkets, bracelets, earrings, necklaces and other jewellery-related brilliances.

support if you can, any and all reblogs are incredibly appreciated. thank you in advance to all of my lovely followers who buy and/or reblog. for great justice!

I just ordered a bracelet called “Neptune’s Balls.” Best etsy store ever.

Sold 5 things today! Still more for sale, and Gwen is now taking requests for:

  • necklaces
  • bracelets
  • earrings
  • other things!

Whatever your taste, if you’re interested, send her a message at www.sexymoostache.tumblr.com/ask

THESE ARE SO GORGEOUS but you can’t have the octopus necklace or the comet earrings because i got those. deal with it. 

My dad (Randy Porter) wrote a song, I arranged it, USC’s Overflow A Cappella performed it, and my very favorite Ellen Park poured her heart and soul into the solo. I love these guys.

reminiscing. i think i might cry. i miss all of these people! funny thing, at first when i saw these pics I couldn’t remember what we were doing that day. all i remember is being incredibly happy. and then afterwards i remembered that we got super lost and climbed too much and got prickled and had to climb through fences and walk like seven miles total and then go to ktown (wait that was awesome) and poor kyle couldn’t eat any of the food and then we found new hampshire and dark alleys and it was COLD but we finally got home. without rj. because he couldn’t come over. :(

but those are still good memories because of good people and i need to stop typing now because i’m getting way too cheesy.

sir-robert:

sounds perverted don’t it?

actually it’s just me, Rachel, Gwen and Kyle :o)

this one is for the ladies who’d like to see a half-naked Scotsman crawling up their driveway.

that’s right. who’s your wingman? ;o)

Edward Shallow and Beardo. Defenders of… whatever.

sexymoostache:

can i just take a fucking second to remind people this exists

this video is actually from the future, when we will be living together in an apartment treehouse fort made up of bacon and love.

sexymoostache:

can i just take a fucking second to remind people this exists

this video is actually from the future, when we will be living together in an apartment treehouse fort made up of bacon and love.

lizsmalls:

My brother just made this & I am amused. -___-

The original is here if you missed my amazing dance skillz.

HAHA sorry liz, i just had to reblog this. it could not be more perfect. your brother is fantastic. (as are you, of course, but we already knew that)

While waiting for class, I saw someone curled up taking a nap in the corner. I personally love taking naps in random corners, and I feel deeply for anyone who is that tired. I figured this person probably needed an energy boost, so I decided to leave him an apple. I wrote this note so that he would know that the apple was for him, snuck up, and set it down by his head.

I was sitting a little bit further down the hall, so I could see when he woke up. He sat up and stared at the apple for a while, picked up the note and read it, then said “yessssss” under his breath and walked down the hall, apple in hand.

Definitely made my day. Hope it made his.

attilee:

solo-dono:

This is fun. c:

 Helpful to the max, plus yay learning new words!

yussss vocab

sorry, duck

sorry, duck

(via sexymoostache)

pusheen:

PRIZE PACK INCLUDES:

1. Your choice of any one available Pusheen jewelry.

2. Your choice of any one available Pusheen t-shirt.

3. A brand new 3” Pusheen iron on patch.

HOW TO ENTER:

like and/or reblog this post (both count as entries).

RULES:

- Anyone can enter! These items can be shipped world wide. 

- Don’t reblog more than once.

One lucky winner will be randomly chosen on Saturday the 28th!

i had to

tiathefish:

elbows….

“The way you put strawberries in your mouth is similar to the way you put other body parts in your mouth. Like elbows. Elbows in mouths turn people on.”